Make your own free website on Tripod.com

MOKA90 (Mmmm...coffee...)

Some funny, stupid, and interesting facts
Home
cool Jokes
riddles
Fun facts
Cool links
boredome busters
Cool pics
Animal Page
Events
ESP
Music

Here they are... some stupid, some funny, and some really interesting, just like I promised.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
 
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in First Class

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning


Walt Disney was afraid of mice

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf

What do people in
China
call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?


 

 Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 

 Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing...)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) 

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.(DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)

A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.(that makes sense)
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
 
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.(do not try this at home)
 
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
 
 
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
 
 

 


A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Bubble gum contains rubber.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Donald Duck comics were banned from
Finland
because he doesn't wear pants.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

Some insects can live up to a year without their heads.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 348,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, month, and silver.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.(I've tried that. If you do, have a bucket of water ready.)

Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
 
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?