It is impossible to lick your elbow.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice
their body weight when dizzy.
No piece of paper can be folded in
half more than seven times
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served
in First Class
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
you up in the morning
Walt Disney was afraid of mice
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground
with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf
What do people in
China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they
put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
If the 7-11
is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste
buds. (What could be so tasty
on the bottom of a pond?)
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing...)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
If you spray
hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.(DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)
voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.(that makes sense)
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots
of it.(do not try this at home)
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when
you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
A raisin dropped in a
glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A rat can last
longer without water than a camel.
Bubble gum contains rubber.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you
Donald Duck comics were banned from
couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
Some insects can live up to a year without their heads.
number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 348,979,564,000.
There are no
words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, month, and silver.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer
of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man
says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.(I've tried that. If you
do, have a bucket of water ready.)
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?